Friday, August 31, 2012

Puritan Speech

A speech given by a Puritan, welcoming a lot of Puritan newcomers to a village. 


Hello all newcomers. I would welcome each of you to our small town. We thought it might be well if we let you know about things and how they run around here that there might be little upset, and confusion. We’re a good group of God-fearing people here and we lead plain and hardworking lives to the best of our own abilities that we might thwart the Devil’s ways of deceit and vanity. We don’t allow for no finery allowed in the churches back in England: singing, dancing and their lacy attire aren’t permitted. We wear simple clothes, and lead simple lifestyles. We respect all of the Lord’s commandments closely here, and expect nothing other from everyone else. As might be expected we keep those that we might send out during the day to watch the proceedings and guard that the peace is kept and things are going as they ought. We keep a sturdy, well looked after church, full with minister and mass every Sunday, which we expect to be respected and kept. The people with which we be wanting to expand our village need to leave the wiles and temptations of the Devil behind them when they enter those village limits. I might remind you all of the Ten Commandments, to which we adhere with a firm hand and the fear of God upon our hearts:
1. Thou shalt not kill.
2.       2. Thou shalt not steal.
3.       3. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s goods.
4.       4. Nor make unto thee any graven image.
5.       5. Thou shalt not take the Lord’s name in vain.
6.       6. Thou shalt have no other Gods before me.
7.       7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.     
8. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
9. Thou shalt honor thy mother and thy father.
  10. Thou shalt not bear any false witness.

To these we are committed most basically among other rules which we also keep. Here we have built a community where our women are pure, our men are hardworking, and all are obedient to God. I’ve been told to welcome you and tell you a bit about ourselves today. All you see before you, every last one of us made the arduous journey from England that we might have more structure in our church and worship. We were disgusted with the finery and drama unashamedly celebrated in a place that was said to be the Lord’s. Here we were afflicted by hardship: starvation, disease, and a climate we knew nothing of, and yet still we were relieved. Here we were free from persecution by that church and free to truly do the Lord God justice; to hold him up in the reverence he deserved. We worked and supported one another as a community. We learned to grow strange crops unknown to us, and live off of them. We learned to defend ourselves against the Indians that were hostile and threatened the lives of our people. Many hardships have come upon us in this new land, but still we feel now most blessed and free. Through our hard work and perseverance we have discovered that which is our own promised land. With more people will come more work, but also more hands with which to do that same work. Today I see all you before us, those who have also made the trip we made also. Whether you only recently arrived in this colony or you have been here awhile and only just come to our village we welcome you. For the newest of you we will teach those that need it how to plant the strange crops of this land and harvest them. Every member of the village puts their fair share of work in. We work on strict principle, and as best we can. For every useful trade there is a place and a use or need, and therefore for every need we welcome those that might fill it. There is no room here for those that are slothful, slovenly, or unhelpful in spirit, as they would only hinder those workings of the Lord, but there is always room for the righteous in this place of God. Let us extend our welcome to your tired number whom we know must be hardworking and healthy in constitution to have survived this trying journey and new land. To God’s glory may the work on this blessed land be. With your number we hope to form a colony with common religion, morals of compassion and plainness, and a great love of God. Among the number that came to this new colony were a great many who felt the trip was an escape. A religious escape which therefore permitted them to worship in new ways. We were of this number. Some of these felt the way to improve their worship was by further dramatization. They believe in dramatic displays of emotion and laughter, loud and altogether unserious worship. We are the other group that took the daring trip. We believe in the opposite method of purifying and simplifying the worship within our church. In our village we believe that the singing, dancing, and showy and flashy forms of worship do nothing to glorify God whatsoever. We believe in solemn, quiet worship here. We believe that in living simpler, plainer, and working hard on God’s blessed green Earth we are then allowing the glory to go to God as it rightfully should. Welcome to our village. Here you’ll be part of a righteous community, that you might live and raise your families in the knowledge and solemn loving worship and following of God. Here our neighbors and influences are Godly ones. Here our lifestyles are focused on living in the right and just pure way. Come; let us all join together, that we might be one community dedicated to the Lord.

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